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Saturday, February 5, 2011

Topic #4: Methods of Destroying Traffic

Chicago wins the award for "Worst Traffic Ever." I have a few pet peeves, and #2 is traffic especially when I am driving. for those of who who are curious, #1 is when people start to say something but then stop and say "Nevermind."

Anyway methods of destroying traffic.... how about everyone keep moving?!?! Now sometimes I understand traffic. There's an accident and something is actually blocking off lanes. Understandable. But when people go 1 mile an hour past an accident just because they are nosey, that's annoying. Even when lanes are reduced, sure it might slow things down a bit, but if everyone kept on moving, it would be fine. Simple, yet profound.

Or.... we could use our advanced technology and create Transformer type robots that will look out for those drivers who cause traffic or those road blocks, reach down, pick them up and place them down somewhere else (maybe in Lake Michigan) so that every can resume their driving. Actually, I like that idea. Minus the Lake Michigan part. That's just mean.

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